Mint Tea: This is what you had to say......your endings
1.

'Mint and salt,' she said.
'I like them both,
but you can have too much
of a good thing.'

2.

Luckily she was English.
She was too polite to notice.

3.

Next time we met
She garnished her speech
with a dash of invective.

4.

She was feeling down
Adrenal failure was near.
This way I gave her
A salt and sugar boost
To treat her Addison's Disease